I wanna be Hulk Hogan

Sometimes I look at Eli and wonder "what is wrong with my child?" We all know that he is a climber and a tad rambunctious. His new favorite activity involves running back and forth across the room (or the house, depending on the day) and throwing his whole body into the largest object he can find. I feel like I am watching a one-man version of WWF wrestling. He will run across the living room and throw himself into the couch. Then he turns around and runs full force into the wall... on purpose! Then he runs back into the couch, then into the wall, over and over again. Is he losing brain cells with every hit and that makes him forget the beating his body just took? Is this his idea of fun? Can I just move him into a padded cell for the next 17 years of his life? Hey, that's not a bad idea!

To add to the insanity, today I caught him head-butting the TV screen. Maybe we really SHOULD invest in a straight-jacket.